Brunch review

Hi everyone,

I am going to review every resturant I have attended which serves a brunch. There will be a full repport on how the brunch tasted to how the atomosphere was at the time it was eaten/enjoyed... or .......

Lets start with what I expected and what every one else should expect if one is paying for the brunch.

1. The settings should be relaxed, no shouting, no loud music and enough room to move around, there should be enough room to converse freely without the people sitting next to you hearing every word.
2. The waitress/waiter should be fairly good looking and smiling at all times even when the shit hits the fan and she is standing in front of the fan.
3. The food should include approximately 50/50 of hot and cold items.
4. The menu should be changed at least 5 % every month, so one dos not get the same shit every time.
5. Coffie must be included, it is essential if a resturant wants to reach the apex of my brunch review.
6. ALL food items must be fresh, if I get some sorry excuse of a vegetable you better belive your going down and I will advise everyone I ever meet to never eat there.

Appart from these simple items everything goes.